January 2010
37 posts
extra man review →
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“just had a dream that you called me wanting hot wings and hot dogs”
– —jason
very accurate
“you could never creep me out”
– david carney—another reason why we’re gonna get married
“I love you! Will email u soon, got yours. Do you need money?”
my mom assumes the only reason I would e-mail her is if i need money. gimme a break, ma!
pedro almodóvar and penelope cruz →
Penelope on Pedro: “At the end of my life, he will be among those I have loved most.” so sweet.
“Lolz is internet speak for yuks”
– Paul MacInnes, Guardian
best clarification i’ve ever read
Watchjuliaheffernan:
Wes Anderson’s stop motion acceptance speech for his NBR award.
i think i’ve proven through a variety of posts that my dreams are always awesome. last night, being sick and delirious and woozy, that was no exception.
I won’t go into the whole thing cause it gets sexy and embarrassing, but in short, I was taking a shower at shannon’s house and for some reason they had no shower curtain so I was really self-conscious and everyone was just...
“The killing was horribly typical of Guatemala City, rated the third most...”
– the guardian
WHAT? their articles are really freakin me out today
google quitting china? google can quit countries? →
scarney:
halfstepper:
today in my speech disorders class, we went through a step-by-step breakdown of why people can find humor in yoda’s speech pattern. awesome.
You should teach me that!
It was something about metalinguistics and how we use our knowledge of language and proper english syntax to deconstruct his usage. and because it isn’t a common sentence structure, we find it...
today in my speech disorders class, we went through a step-by-step breakdown of why people can find humor in yoda’s speech pattern. awesome.
“we’ve recently gotten back into mariokart hard-fucking-core. i could beat...”
– michael pugh
the astronaut’s wife: a pretty ok movie
also,
grapefruit, pear, carrot juice: a very good juice
