December 2009
39 posts
cat shits are the worst smelling kinds of shit.
i think we're onto something
Erin: i am just imagining a scenario where all of the gang would be hanging doin our usual weekend stuff except on x...how would it be different...
Chelsea: a lot more hugging
Erin: hahaha yes, a lot mory orgying?
MAURY ORGYING
what
Chelsea: WHERE WE'RE ALL WEARING MAURY MASKS
Erin: oh my god i just got chills. the good kind.
i got a juicer for christmas
me: i literally cannot stop making juice.
alex: this makes me happy
me: all i've had today is a shit ton of fruit and veggie juice. and wendy's.
alex: you're going to shit your bed in your sleep
me: without a doubt
I just got to re-experience the simultaneous feelings of pride and shame, as a finished a bag of cheetos, by myself, in less than 12 hours.
A recent scientific study suggests that whiskey...
ohyeahfacts:
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shannon, you should pass this along to rob.
stereotyping people by their favorite indie bands →
my favorite:
Tegan & Sara Lesbians and guys who firmly believe that when there are two girls on stage together, there is a 63% chance of them making out.
why i forever be gettin stuck on the internet? i could be doing productive things, like sleeping, but i HAVE to watch stupid videos and internet shop and look at things i’ve ALREADY LOOKED AT A THOUSAND TIMES. but i physically can’t get off the internet. has there been an intervention for computers? aren’t there internet rehabs?
so i was sleeping in a weird place last night (i.e. with my employer. NO YOU’RE SICK. i work the night shift as an aid, normally i would have slept in an extra dorm room specifically for the aids but key was lost. so i slept in her roommate’s bed whose already left for the holiday break).
so i dreamt that her roommate came back and i just kept thanking her over and over again for...
jonathan ames- fear of everything →
“I feel useful being an idiot.”
UNC audiology grad program, just let me attend you! do i really have to write a personal statement?
just look at how much i love ears!
wow, neat!
maybe I should just turn this post in as my personal statement.
“Jesus Wept” John 11:35 …. I like to believe he was in the middle of...”
– girl from high school’s facebook status.
garden noam chomsky →
brilliant.
ironically, I should be studying for my phonetics final right now. but i guess looking at this sort of counts.
last night I dreamt that I was in an art exhibit (performance piece? i dunno art, get off my nuts), but the set up was high society people eating a snazzy dinner in the woods and all around them were dead creatures covered in blood and dirt and leaves but they didn’t give TWO SHITS and ate anyways. I was one of the dead creatures. I sort of resembled a combination of these 2 animals...
SHOW TOMORROW!
abbannalebon:
GO TO GO BAR! GO TO GO BAR! GO TO GO BAR!
10:00 10:00 10:00 10:00 10:00 10:00 10:00 10:00
The Great American Country Drifters
Abbannalebon
Bang-utot
Shithead (pronounced shi-thede)
WE WILL MAKE YOUR BRAINS EXPLODE
You don’t even know how awesome this is going to be.
by the way, Go Bar is a place in Athens, GA.
By the way, Go Bar has blue lights all around.
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the chakachas- jungle fever
possibly one of my...
the human centipede →
“It tells the story of a crazed doctor who surgically joins three victims together, mouth to anus, to create a “human centipede”.”
this sounds awful. but i can’t stop reading about it.
hello, today.
my to-do list:
-shower
-go to class
-take a test
-play on internet
-work
-nap
-drink bottle of wine
you’ll be happy to know that i accomplished all of these things. to-do lists are very rewarding, especially when you include things that shouldn’t be considered out of the ordinary tasks.
